Small talk : Damn farnie video intro-ed through xiaxue's. Click >>here<<. Not farnie u can tiok me.
Remember when i played futsal for the first time in my life? Now i'm joining a futsal competition leh..STEAM!
See..so pro can? Got schedule sent through e-mail. Somore got rules & regulations. My team B1. Come support okay? At Kolej 15. Bring banners n poms poms if u must. =)
So i had a training session last sunday. The preliminary is this sunday. If i dun have anymore training sessions, this sunday will be my third time playing futsal..wakaka! However, i'm optimistic. We are playing 1-3-1. Lone striker is HockPoh. And we have a world class goal keeper CheeHoa(luas permukaan yg lebih drpd mencukupi). So i think we might be able to make it to the Semis(next sunday). Besides, there're 8 of us n 5 will be playing at a time. Know wat's my position? Answer : Waterboy n Cameraman.
Remember when i participated in a mock interview during the "How to get yourself employed" short course? The evaluation form can take back wan wor. When i saw it..STEAM leh.
- Good first impression. (aka suai ge!)
- Well knowledgable on the applied post and field. (aka hou lan ying ar!)
What i like most is the "Excellent" on "Ability to handle provocation"..haha.
BUT wat i'm going to show u now is much much more STEAM-er than all the above la.
Remember when i rapped for jay chou? Got ppl comment leh. So nice of her. Observe :
"You know Jay Chow?!" Wah..si beh STEAM.
I wanted to reply her like this..although i didn't la :
"CONFIRM! Jay Chou and I are best of friends. We were actually studying in the same school before his parents got divorced and he moved to Taiwan. In school we used to be in the same band. He was the "Feng Yun Ren Wu" la, playing the basketball, piano, and all. After he moved to Taiwan we still stayed in touch. Whenever he launches a new album he'll send me a copy, asking for my opinions and all. Next time when he's in Malaysia and you're around I'll intro you to him k?
Regards,
E-quan(aka Jay Chou's best friend)"
Small talk : Congrats to uncle vernon n auntie petunia. From ur cekap nephew, happy potter.
Ok..b4 i start my post let's clarify a joke to ahpompom n whoever who didn't get it. Remember >>this<< ?
Observe below :
in MSN..
e-quan : Her sister's name is Edith.
cheeson : Wah..dasyat punya name la.
cheeson : U know wat? I think my name is Formath.
(So at this precise moment i was trying to tafsir wat he meant. 5 seconds later..)
e-quan : CHAO TURTLE!
(My smart readers, u all un rite?)
First hor..cheeson u damn paria la. Y u come up with so "chim"(deep) punya joke? You see : Elaine's sister name is Edith. According to www.behindthename.com, the name EDITH(pronounced EE-dith) was..
Derived from the Old English element ead "rich, blessed" combined with gyæ "war". This Old English name remained popular after the Norman conquest.
Okok..straight to the point. So cheeson's joke was :
He first time hear this name ma. He thought very cool. Coz it's like edith..u know.."edit"[prepare (written material) for publication by correcting, condensing, or otherwise modifying it.] with a "h" at the back. So he jokingly created a nickname for himself ler..namely formath. Simple yet wicked rite? So got it now dear readers?
I never tell u all b4 rite? I'm a big fan of taiwanese zhong yi program - "我猜我猜我猜猜猜"(The Guess Show). And i is damn suka n respect the host Jacky Wu Zong Xian lor(we dun kira his foya-foya side k). He's like know every single thing and know every single song lor..somore is "rap king". His jokes hor..sometimes might laugh until whole neighbourhood oso dengar..paiseh onli.
Let's see him in action :
Hokkien rendition of the song "I Believe".
Poor quality becoz video from camera shooting the monitor. Somebody plz teach me how to cut n edit rmvb files!!!
Aiyor..i must know hokkien. Somebody teach me. Not >>these<< la..those i know liao. Next time i wan sing hokkien songs in ktv..but dowan "Ai Bia Jia Eh Ia" ok? Hehe.
What the heck?!? Jay Chou called me that day say wan do collaboration with him anot. Then of coz i say wan la. He said i needed to rap for him wor..the song is "Twilight's Seventh Chapter". Damn chun la..my favourite song. So this was our hasil..
Small talk : Uh..my presentation over liao lor. Quite cekap la..didn't kena cha(maybe they dunno what the heck i'm doing..hehe). So now damn syiok..noneed care bout the project..leave till end of sem..wahahah!
YEAH! I FINALLY BOUGHT JAY'S ALBUM LIAO!
I tell u..personally i feel this album is really cekap lor. Can say more different from his previous albums. I especially like song #1 "Twilight's Seventh Chapter"..VERY LIKE that type. I loop that song in my ttplayer n loop it again in the car. I'm siao!
This is like the best cover design so far. It's those larger than normal cd case type.
The set comes with a dvd as well. The current cd is in the player in my car. It will stay there for at least 3 months i think. The lyrics booklet really gaya lor.
My personal assistant, Ms Wong oso bought her copy ler. I think she's enjoying every bit of it. Long live Jay n his supporters!
Oh yeah..this one quite paria. Coz i didn't pre-order the album hor..then no free poster wan. MUST BUY..tamade. In the end Elaine bought it ler. She somore hang it in MY ROOM. Chao turtle..now there are 4 persons that are more handsome/cool than me in MY ROOM.
This is wat i see from my desktop. The poster's quite big actually. Since the wall is like 6 feet from my mon..it looks somewhat tiny. U see..FOUR JAYS. JAY OVERDOSE!
U think u very keng meh Jay? I oso know kage bunshin no jutsu wert.
Some unrelated shit b4 i end the post..
Q : When Loller and HELLO PANDA fight who more pain?
A : Jay -__-".
Not onli limited to SEL. Others oso can join. Can bring gf bf all..brokeback oso nvm.
Really cekap wan..u can check out the venue's website >>here<<.
For more information, u can leave a comment here or send an enquiry e-mail to yiquan@hotmail.com.
Cheers!
Small talk : I have my Final Year Project(FYP) Early Presentation on Wed morning. Expect a confirm cekap post in the afternoon k? Guaranteed cekap.
This post is dedicated to Elaine, Vern, Ooi, James, AiLin, and others(u know who u r) who actually cared. Really appreciate it man. Going recover real soon. I can feel it.
This is oso much delayed.
UTM had its 37th Convocation lately. My senior ShueLing and my tailor Kelvin are among the graduates graduating. We went to give our support. Both different day oh. We went Kelvin's first.
PELTAC's flower selling booth. LeeJun(pink) and MooiMooi(red, first time appear on Confirm Cekap) were among the ppl incharged.
We bought these cekap cekap sunflowers for Kelvin ler. Sun means full of energy ler..so is he.
Very suai de Kelvin. Congratulations man!
Oso very sweaty btw..hehe.
This photo under-exposed leh -__-". Introducing..Kenny(also first time on Confirm Cekap).
Now pula go to my senior kaijie ShueLing.
She's like the best senior any1 could have had. Passed down study materials to me, advices, etc. Congratulations kaijie! Gave her roses, forgot take photo of it.
My course SEL entire seniors! 1st time see them all together man. Abit scary..got so many wan.
Can camwhore somore..pei fu.
Believe me..if u've studied 5 FUCKING YEARS for an engineering degree..this is the moment u've been waiting for.
HURRAY!
After that can go eat rm2 sushi in Sushi King somore..geng!
Noneed intro la hor..coz..
we're Confirm Cekap's most frequent faces ma..hehe.
Regards,
e-quan(Cough, cough. KARK, KARK..PUI! Damn. Still alot of phelgm.)
After eating roti-telur-bawang-planta(1 roti mind u), E-quan is officially sick.
Now E-quan can't do wat he does best - tokking cock.
All may send regard here. (If there's any..hehe.)
Our university forced us to take an extra(Degree++) course called "How to get yourself employed." Must pay somore.."cekap" hor? U know rite? They are like wat..80,000 fresh graduates out there unemployed. So this is like an extra thing they wan enforce in us in hope that we won't add up to the statistics ler. Anyway..i think all of us who went felt that it was ok la. Quite benefitial. My onli complain is it was conducted in a very kindergarden way..with candies n cookies as gifts..me gawd!
Must wear formal oh. I look like a Jusco salesperson =(.
So it's roughly like this la : Got 2 days wan. 1st day hor..they teach u how to write resume, covernote shits. Also teach about interviews, grooming, importance of generic skills, the reality of employment etc. Then the 2nd day got one mock interview(10 mins each).
Marking scheme. Like very pro nia rite? I especially like the last interpersonal skill - Ability to handle provocation. So how do the interviewers do that rite? Give u example :
Interviewer : So wats the salary figure u're expecting?
Me : rm3k if possible.
(now wan start liao..)
Interviewer : Walau cheebye fucker! U think this company ur ah yeh open wan issit? Fresh graduate wan rm3k? Ur circuit up there burnt issit?
Me : #$%^&*..CHAO TURTLE. 3k onli ma. Not ask u for 30k oso, u bising-bising for wat? For my BIG talent to work in ur small company oredi considered u untung k.
Interviewer : Tiew tiew tiew..
Me : Tiew tiew tiew..
(last until end of interview)
Nevertheless..
I still got best interviewee of my group la.
So did my frens. Congratulations!
SiawHui.
LeeJun.
ZynMeng.
I damn long din take photo in class liao.
Hehe..like school kids ler.
Oh yeah..the emcee said it was a nokia handphone wor.
Cheebye.
Small talk : Just reached Skudai. The SE bus damn cekap. Left at 4pm..in middle stop to eat for 20mins. 8pm reach liao. Faster than i drive car. Oh yeah..tamade..Speedy n Music Valley here out of Jay's new album..very marah can?
This post is dedicated to all the parents in this world. Because without you all, who are we all? This will also be my first correct-English post. No Manglish. No abbreviations.
I realised I have long written a pure words-only post. My normal posts would usually be bombarded with photos, but not this time. What I want to express now would be better presented alphabetically. So for those of you who are patient, do read on. I had wanted to write this for quite some time now. Today seems to be the right day as I am especially filled with the uummpphh to do so.
My parents are the best parents any child could have had. They grew up in the same village and knew each other since secondary school. They were not the smart ones in school as I was told. "During my days those who were smart are now successful politicians or some big-shots. Too bad I wasn't one, haha.", joked my Dad. So what happens when you are not book-smart and you were not born with a silver spoon in your mouth? You got to be street-smart and work your ass off like a cow! In search of a better living, my parents came to the big city that is KL soon after they got married.
Fuck, I am already teary now and it has only been the introduction.
My Dad worked as a cars salesman and my Mom a clerk. My Mom stopped working when yours truly was born into this world. Full time house manager, till now. She would relate to me how hard it was when they had their first child. "When you were born, I see you so small size, I was really afraid that I might not able to bring you up."
Fuck, I really should not have started writing.
My Mom always tells me this little story where I was a hungry baby. You know this milk bottle where it is used to feed a baby? She says she needs to fill it up till the very end of the sucker tip just so it could satisfy the baby me. A bit exaggerating rite? She also says she only buys the best and most expensive dairy milk out there. I forgot the brand. I always feel something when I listen to this story. I would imagine my parents eating white rice with soy sauce while the baby me is happily sucking his GradeA milk. Damn. My Dad worked really hard and thanks to the people he met who helped him on the way, he got promoted really quicky. I can still see his "Best Salesman of the Month X, Y, Z.." medals in the house. He still works in the car sales line till this very day. The thing about my Dad is, he is a Yin Shui Si Yuan(When you drink water, you must know where the source came from.) person. He always tells me to be appreciative of the people who has helped me on my way. Respect.
We will talk about the present now. I would like to thank my parents for bringing me up. I will be turning 22 this coming November and I am still very much dependant on them. Shame on me. I could not remember there was a time when I was hungry but I was not fed. I could not remember there was a time when I needed them and they were not there. That is how great my parents are. When I was about to enter university, my Dad bought me a car.
Fuck, tissue tissue.
My Dad might not know this but I am REALLY appreciative that he bought me the car. A car. I do not even know how to earn a penny yet I am using HIS money to feed the car that I AM driving. Sometimes I wonder what good deeds I did in my previous life to enable me to have my present life. Oh yes, back to the car. The car enables me to go where I want to..duh. I can go to school, go and have my meals, fetch Elaine around, etc. That is what normal people sees that a vehicle could and should do. But there is so much more than that. With a car, I do not need to depend on other people when it comes to transportation. Basically, I will not have to beg. You see, yours truly is a sucker at asking people for help.
According to E-quan's so called principles, one should not ask for help when one can manage it, although it can save one's time and energy. But of course you should not follow this principle because it is totally wrong! The world does not function like that. We live in a world where interaction amongst humans is inevitable. There are just things in life when you HAVE TO ask people for help. Like for instance, at a certain period in your life, you are so hardcore poor that you had to beg just to live out of that period. For dignity, you would prefer just to die is it? You see, E-quan actually knows what is wrong in the way he is carrying himself but he is just a talker. Sorry sorry, I'm trying very hard to change now. Serious. For a start, E-quan will be very honoured to fetch those without transportation around. Just that remember to pay him okay? He runs by the meter.
Sorry, I have digressed.
In short, I am really grateful to have such wonderful parents. To my parents(if one day you get to read this), it was a pleasure being your eldest child and I am truly sorry if I have ever hurt your feelings. But truthfully, must praise myself a bit. I have always been an appreciative and a obedient son right Mom and Dad? Deep down inside, I think you know that..
I LOVE YOU!
P/S : For those who have both your parents, have you ever thought of what will happen if one of them was to pass away the next day? This thing has always haunted me. For me, I might cry forever. I would be so sad that I might feel that there is no meaning living in this world anymore. For my birthday wish every year, it has always been : "May the ones who love me be healthy always." I really wish my parents could live a full human life span(Statistic : Malaysian - 74 years). If they die because they old until have to die then I am okay with it. Long live parents in this world!
Small talk : I dunno is i stupid or i suei(maybe both). Everytime wan submit JLPT form sure got some stupid problem wan. This time i sticked the AR sticker to the return envelope but forgot append the AR slip. JLSM called and told i should've just throw in the whole sticker w/o sticking. Luckily the thing still can be sent. And yeah..got somebody came back from Redang straight going Desaru wor. Huiyoh..so syiok!
U know wat..today is 09.09.06. And it's..
Jay's "Still Fantasy" release day.
Go to the stores and get yours NOW! I'll be getting mine when i reach skudai. I read that track #9 damn chun wor..can melt any girl's heart wor. Damn..sat sai all the luis.
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Oh yeah..Tom n Katie Cruise just got their first baby..
Her name Suri. Walau..damn pretty can?
When handsome meets beautiful the hasil sure cekap wan issit? Aiyor..i so like baby la..ang gu gu oh..hehe.
Small talk : Aiyor..3 more days have to go back skudai to face reality.
U see hor..i have been an Internet Explorer user for quite some time now. Coz hor..last time IE is confirm the best la. That time onli got Netscape Navigator..kesian him..let IE squash until now dunno hilang where..hehe.
But till lately..IE is stuck at IE6..the ppl at Microsoft damn malas dowan upgrade it. So this let other ppl with greater ideas like Firefox n Opera to take a greater cut of the internet browser cake. Like for example..i switched to Firefox lately coz my IE doesn't support tab browsing(a feature that i deem importante).
HOWEVER..Microsoft recently realised(after snooze so many times)..that they are losing alot of clients to Firefox hor..so they berusaha'ed and finally came out with IE7! In order to use it..u have to have a genuine copy of Windows. Is not like u and me use pirated Windows rite? We are not that cheap..and we do support ORI. YES WE DO.
Anyway..just wan show u all how the IE7 looks like. (via my bro's new Dell notebook..damn jealous)
Small talk : Huiyoh..got new jay banner!
Updated on 03.09.06 at 8:10pm. Forgot about the Japanese Buffet.
I'll be back in Klang for a week's break starting monday..hurray! Elaine pula go her redang trip..so syiok..too bad i'm broke =(. So just this last post b4 the holidays. This is a special re-cap of half a semester of my final year's first semester. These photos have never been blogged. Just thought u all might wanna see. Enjoy.
1) Japanese Buffet JB
Eat all u can..a la carte style. Around rm45 per person.
My coursemates so cutie.
Eat so syiok forgot take pictures of da food. Onli the aftermath..hehe.
2) Singapore
Was in s'pore early of this semester. S'pore sales wor.
(Below is the onli photo u can +click to enlarge)
Wah..i actually look good in this photo.
"Eh e-quan, u during 1st year very yeng wan ler. Now like f***", reminded my female coursemates AND Elaine over n over again. Haih.
"Eh..u all hor..1st year very pretty ler..now getting PRETTIER SOMORE!", replied humble e-quan.
3) BeeYong & YeeVoon Birthday
Creative thinking. Secret recipe..bukan main-main.
Two housemates that actually share a same birth date. Becoming best of frens is just natural.
Strong SEL bond.
4) RedBox Tebrau
"Hey..isn't that the popular blogger e-quan?". MeeiFong : "So wu liao."
10 persons went.
Only costs rm52.33. rm5 each..way cheaper than a movie(rm11 in tebrau).
5) TGIF JB
We ordered the wrong sets..main course not nice wan.
The chilli sauce bottle more photogenic than me.
Elaine with her sis Edith enjoying the very delicious brownie.
6) 8TV's Summer Concert
The stage setup.
The onli star i wanted to see..Rainie Yang. So-cute-until-can-die-dot-com.
During closing there were fireworks display. And my camera captured it as though it was a fire in Sumatera..damn.
- The End -
Your friendly neighbourhood PC guy,
e-quan
