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Small talk : Finally got my hands on Jay's new album. Will blog about it pretty soon.

Our university forced us to take an extra(Degree++) course called "How to get yourself employed." Must pay somore.."cekap" hor? U know rite? They are like wat..80,000 fresh graduates out there unemployed. So this is like an extra thing they wan enforce in us in hope that we won't add up to the statistics ler. Anyway..i think all of us who went felt that it was ok la. Quite benefitial. My onli complain is it was conducted in a very kindergarden way..with candies n cookies as gifts..me gawd!

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Must wear formal oh. I look like a Jusco salesperson =(.

So it's roughly like this la : Got 2 days wan. 1st day hor..they teach u how to write resume, covernote shits. Also teach about interviews, grooming, importance of generic skills, the reality of employment etc. Then the 2nd day got one mock interview(10 mins each).

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Marking scheme. Like very pro nia rite? I especially like the last interpersonal skill - Ability to handle provocation. So how do the interviewers do that rite? Give u example :

Interviewer : So wats the salary figure u're expecting?
Me : rm3k if possible.
(now wan start liao..)
Interviewer : Walau cheebye fucker! U think this company ur ah yeh open wan issit? Fresh graduate wan rm3k? Ur circuit up there burnt issit?
Me : #$%^&*..CHAO TURTLE. 3k onli ma. Not ask u for 30k oso, u bising-bising for wat? For my BIG talent to work in ur small company oredi considered u untung k.
Interviewer : Tiew tiew tiew..
Me : Tiew tiew tiew..
(last until end of interview)

Nevertheless..

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I still got best interviewee of my group la.

So did my frens. Congratulations!

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SiawHui.

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LeeJun.

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ZynMeng.

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I damn long din take photo in class liao.

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Hehe..like school kids ler.

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Oh yeah..the emcee said it was a nokia handphone wor.

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Cheebye.

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