As u all might know..we really have alot of 'fei'(direct translation means "rubbish" but can oso mean "humorous", "entertaining", "ppl with alot of ideas", etc.) guys in our course : 4th year Electrical & Electronics Engineering, UTM. So hor..we really NEED to find out who's the champion of them all n crown him Mr 'Fei' SEL. However..the winner should not feel ashamed becoz..every1 thinks u're the TRUE ONE who enlightens all when in class. The winner oso entitles himself to a brand new BMW 530i(rm478,000)!!! One more thing..for the winner..we shall call him Mr SEL instead..coz HE IS!
Okok..without much ado..i shall explain the Rules & Regulations :
1. As u all can c below..this is a contest of poll voting.
2. Contestants r seperated into 8 groups(Group A - H) according to their residence. The ones who r the single guy in their house have been grouped into Group H. Why u ask? No reason..b'coz this is my blog n i can do watever i like. =)
3. You..as a voter..can onli vote once for each group per day.
4. ATTENTION : For groups C, D, E, & H..u have to scroll down to see the complete contestants list. Plz dun ter-ignored them.
5. The theory is : The winner from each group will then compete in the grand final where the last 8 contestants will battle for their lives.
6. The 1st-runner up shall be reappointed as Mr 'Fei' SEL should the winner fails to perform his required duties.
8. Plz do not try to hack..the security of this poll equals those of the CIA's. Remember : We will trace u!
10. B'coz this is so darn interesting..i will suggest that u bookmark this blog by pressing Ctrl+D now!
If this Mr 'Fei' SEL is proven to be a success..we shall embark on the girls of SEL. Becoz the girls think that with a title Ms 'Fei' SEL will drop her status to the utmost minimum..so i was thinking maybe we can just do a simple Ms SEL where the winner is judged by her personality, friendliness, n involvement in 4SEL itself. Dowan keep play physical beauty onli la..so shallow..paiseh ha all the lengluis. Any suggestions can be made by leaving a comment. Let's have a toast to 4SEL..cheers!
B4 i start my post..i shall give a due recognition n acknowledgement to my personal assistant - Ms Wong. She's like the best p.a. anybody could have : pretty, intelligent, frenly, good in PR, n have a sense of responsibility. Let's give her a round of applause plz..(clap)..thx. I planned initially to groom her as the next up-coming Xiaxue..but i think i'll have to convince her to start a blog first..hehe. Ms Wong..if u read this..plz initiate ur blog..i'm awaiting oh.
Annie, my p.a. Ms Wong, n LeeJun.
I shall thus start my post. =) Yesterday was our SEL's taikajie Annie's big 22. We've celebrated with her at the newly opened "Dream On" Cafe..walau..the adoption of this name "Dream On" is ingenuous.
Ok..let's c..wat's "dream on" gotta do with trishaw? Shouldn't the logo be a cloud or something?
Me n bd girl Annie on the stage..she presented a few songs for us namely : 杨丞琳's 下一次微笑, 孙燕姿's 第一天, n 薛凯琪's 有只雀仔. (why is the sentence in italics? beats me..hehe.)
Group photo first while awaiting the arrival of our meals. SzeLek took this..see top left hand corner..his finger! So not pro. =(
Taken by me..see..so pro..the picture so large..not 1 inch of space is wasted.
Me n Elaine.
Our "Borrow Heaven"(pineapple, peach, n lemon). Haih..if u wan use cekap name..must be grammatically correct ma. It should be "Borrowed Heaven".
My Japanese Curry Rice..damn the not nice.
Overall : rm75.60(drinks) + rm171.05(food) = rm246.65. So damn the not worth it. The food is bad..the drinks nothing special..the band wasn't there to perform. Then hor..wan compliment my p.a. again..i think this is at least the 3rd time she offers to pay the bill first. Later on every1 pays her, she has to count, pay back money, etc..alot of work. AND oso becoz of her student card..every1 was entitled to a 10% discount. Applause plz..(clap)..thx.
"How many frens do u have?"--well..i must say..this is the stupidest question some1 can ever ask. But come to think again..have u really counted how many frens u have? Come..let us do this together..take out ur phone..press "Menu"..goto "Phone Book"..wat the..u have 1000 ppl in ur contact list? Damn..my phone no memory 1..SIM card can store 250 onli leh.
U know wat..this is like onli the 3rd post with no photos..n the 1st with a sentimental touch. Many things have happened..back in Klang n here in Skudai..that gave me an inspiration to compose this post. I'm sure u all..like myself..have always wanted to have true frens rite? Remember the proverb :
"A friend in need is a friend in deed."
Well well..so we have to get ourselves in trouble..then c who comes to our rescue..then that he/she is our true fren? Well..can u remember any true frens who came from this situation? Probably not hor?
Every1 of us has frens..whether 1, 10, 100, or 1 tera(10^12). We'll come out to play, go yumcha, talk crap, etc..isn't it nice to have frens? I bet it is! When we're with our frens to share joy, happiness..it's always very enjoyable. Okok..just say 1 day we're very sad la..maybe fen shou(break hand) with our bf/gf(that's so sad isn't it?)..so do u call a bunch of ur frens come out to play, go yumcha, talk crap, etc.? Well..dun think so la hor? This type of time need ppl like--true frens ma..to share sam si(heart problem). =)
"Okla e-quan..i get ur point..stupid long story. So where can we find such frens?" Walaueh..dun so impatient can? My story very long n stupid meh? I was just going into this part la..u can find such fren by :
"Don't go looking for friends, because the best ones always seem to find you." - Sarah Landon
"#$%^&#$%^&!!! F*** u e-quan..u're such a bastard!" Okok..dun la so marah..sabar sabar. U know wat..i duno about u..but for me..my philosophy in frens is simple : U treat me good..i'll treat u better; U treat me bad..f*** u n go to hell. I'm not that type "If u treat me bad..i'll treat u good still so that u will sedar n correct ur mistakes--this is so so Buddhist-ish(not that i'm not a Buddhist)..but if every1 practises this, this world no war, no terrorism, no f***ers liao rite?". Eh sorry ar sueihuey..i said the "F" word again..but this time got censored lor..can rite? Maybe b'coz of my this philosophy..i very hard to have alot of frens wan. Buthen i am not alone..hehe :
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."- George Washington (1732 - 1799) US Statesman.
Haih..actually i'm also trying to find out where to get true frens la..can't help u oso..paiseh ha. Wat? U oso same ar? Come come..wan be frens? Maybe u're the true fren i'm looking for! Can can..u e-mail me at yiquan@hotmail.com. Just in case u wan ur true fren to be a female(ngek ngek)..u can contact my p.a. Ms Wong at sueihuey@super-damn-the-hotmail.com. U know wat :
"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life." - Lee Iacocca
Well well..i might be still short..damn! If u've found ur 5..cherish them always n i'm damn-the-happy for u. In conclusion..i found this to be the ultimate guide gua :
"The only way to have a friend is to be one." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cheers!
This is COMET 2006 Day 2..i shall bombard u with photos onli to make it simple n straight to the point. They say simple is nice..i must agree. =)
Remember in the last post i took photos with WeeVern n YenPin..they r the committee members n also my coursemates. I shall complete the collection(coursemates-which-are-COMET-committees) :
This is MeiYi..she took this using her hand..power..very pro zhi pai. My gawd..look at my eye bags!!! Cool hor?
This is HooiMin aka Irene lor.
This pula is WeeHau..c his hair..damn yauyeng leh.
Group photo! SEL coursemates.
Girls of SEL.
Becoz today's rice is very nice n photogenic..thus i shall let u all savour. Roibo drink for display onli.
Oh yeah..remember the last post when i talked about "Development of Prototype System for Design..(my tongue twisted)..who's Boothroyd-Dewhurst?"?
This happened to be the winner of COMET 2006! Congrats to its presenter Mr Chong Teik Seng(UTM).
It has been long since i've watch such a spectacular performance by Arsenal(my team). SzeLek, YeeVoon, BeeYong, YinTing, n I were in awe at Ayub Pulai as we witnessed Arsenal humiliated Middlesbrough 7-0! Even the girls watched the match until the very last second..this is how good the game was. Thierry Henry completed his 8th hat-trick for Arsenal n Alexander Hleb scored his first for Arsenal.
Thierry Henry completes his hat-trick in Arsenal's mauling of a woeful Middlesbrough side. (RichardHeathcote/GettyImages)
ARSENAL 7
Henry 20, 30, 68
Senderos 22
Pires 47
Gilberto 59
Hleb 84
MIDDLESBROUGH 0
p/s : If onli Arsenal can play like this everytime.
This is a very long n boring post..plz proceed with caution.
Today..i attended the Conference On Manufacturing & Electronic Technology(COMET). It is a 2-day event. I quote from the book : "The main objective of this conference is to act as a platform for exchange of ideas in the field of manufacturing n electronic technology". Milo ready? Here goes..
The opening ceremony was held in Dewan Sultan Iskandar, UTM.
There was a multimedia presentation.
The opening ceremony : The YB mounts a SWORD! on a platform n the theme "Unleashing Humans's Potential" is revealed. Remember the fairy tale : The guy who can pull the sword from the rock will become king n ruler of the land. I guessed they got the idea from that.
U get a very nice book which contains speeches, infos, n itenarary for the day. Cekaply done by my housemate, WeeVern.
I went with the usual ppl..from my side.
From YeeVoon's side.
This is WeeVern, my housemate. See..being a committee member u get to wear a coat n all. I must say..the guys n girls in the committee really look smart.
I forced my friend YenPin to have this taken with me. Besides getting to wear a coat n all..u get to play with walkie-talkies too! YenPin was saying he'll be scolded by doing this nonsense-in-front-of-alot-of-ppl thingy with me..wahaha!
Some of the posters:
Low CTE Composite Substrate Material to Improve..bla bla..walaueh..wat is this?
Development of Prototype System for Design..(my tongue twisted)..who's Boothroyd-Dewhurst?
(my tongue still entangled)..Double Heterojunction Injection Laser..i'll be damned..wahaha!
Later on..we moved to Dewan Senat where the thesis presentation was held. Actually this COMET thingy is like a thesis-presenting competition.
As it is getting boring-er as time passes..i decided to go to the toilet. There's an artificial tropical rainforest inside the administration building.
Finally..lunch time..hungry betul. We had malay rice n roibo-sponsored drink. The contents of the box is not photogenic..thus i will not show it. The roibo drink without ice tastes like cough syrup. =(
Hello my dear readers..sorry for depriving u of cekapness for 3 days..it's my fault..u all can scold me : send hatemails to sueihuey@hotmail.com. She's in charge of department of complaints now..hehe..thx ha SueiHuey..i owe u 1.
Today i wan to fen xiang(share) with u all one confirm cekap song..i sincerely hope that SONY-BMG doesn't sue me. I personally edited this song very professionally with Cakewalk Home Studio. The quality of thing song however..is low becoz..i dun have the money to start yiquan.com to host big files i wanna make it small in size n easily downloadable. So wat is this song that i'm blah-ing about?
Ok..as u all might know..i'm the #1 fan of Jay Chou aka greatest singer/composer in the world. Last year, in his album "November's Chopin"..there was a Pepsi featured song called "蓝色风暴"(BlueStorm). Yes yes..this is the song where u can hear phone-dialing sound in the background.
Okok..then hor..u all know the Jet-Li movie "霍元甲"(Fearless) which is coming out this year anot? Jay Chou oso wrote/sang the theme song for this movie. This song is still very new..u can listen to it now on radio.
Okokok..so wat's the connection between these 2 songs? Well..u know..there has always been rumours that Jay is running out of ideas in composing songs..copying other ppl's songs..blah blah. That is so true NOT TRUE. ACTUALLY, wat he's doing is : He wants his avid fans to really listen to every detail of his songs..he's putting secrets in his songs n he wants to know if anybody would find out.
"HUH? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?". Okok..noneed to shout..i can hear ur confusion. Actually..i think i'm the 1st in this world..to know about this little secret : Jay wants his fans to >> Combine "蓝色风暴"(BlueStorm) & "霍元甲"(Fearless) n listen it together as ONE song! Walaueh..i'm brilliant!
Eh..dun pandang slack at me leh..u dun believe issit? Nah..go my personal site >>here<<, scroll to the bottom, and download this : BlueStorm vs Fearless(1.33MB). It contains the followings :
1.lansefengbao.mp3 (BlueStorm)
2.huoyuanjia.mp3 (Fearless)
3.combination.mp3
These r onli short excerpts of the real songs..the file "3.combination.mp3" was edited by me lor. U listen n see..listen in accordance to 1>2>3. I dun believe u will not enjoy it. If u didn't..u know wat to do..(department of complaints). If u've enjoyed it though..u will c the brilliance of Jay once again..tada!
p/s #1 : the password to unzip jaychou.zip is confirmcekap.blogspot.com
p/s #2 : if u think it's brilliant! kindly leave a comment.
