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Mini crocodile

Wahaha..my bro was cleaning the guest room(preparing for a great interior paint-over of the house) when he screamed, "Ah! Come here. Look!" And there it lie("lie" is the past tense of "lay"..wow..din know that)..this GIGANTIC CICAK!
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Oklo..paiseh lo..i should have took picture of the creature with something else(eg ruler, pencil) to contrast how BIG it was. This is like the biggest cicak ever appeared in our house. I think the species might be different from the regular ones(white colour ones). This one has the skin pattern of a crocodile..yeng!
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WAT?!? Look normal to u?!? I suggest u go take a long ruler n see for urself how long is 20cm.

Gadis Lokap

Well well..this has confirmed rocked our country! I've been following this news these few days..it's that captivative. Okok..so far we've onli heard one side of the story..we haven't heard from the police yet..so i dowanna make any conclusion..just to be fair. But imagine if YOU were forced to strip n perform a series of ear squats AND u are being caught on tape! Now that's called humiliation.



I have always imagined that(coz watched too many movies) how was i to react if i was framed by the authorities? Ever thought of the police putting a pack of drugs in ur car..catch u on the spot..put u in jail? Haha..no matter how i think of the the ways to retaliate..in the end i come to the conclusion..SURE DIE. But after thinking further..i thought "Why think this way? Why would the police wanna frame me?" True enuf..so the best policy would be "Don't find trouble and trouble won't find you!" Unless u're so fp(face problem) that some1 wanna kena-kan u anyways..hehe.

For the ones finding this post completely rubbish n out of topic(i myself am)..maybe this is wat u were looking for. The video footage(not full version) of "Gadis Lokap" courtesy of MalaysiaKini : http://www.malaysia.tv/frame/?VID=1426. You judge.

p/s : any1 found the full version plz inform me. thx.

Cup or Glass?

Minasan konnichiwa! Sorry for the delay..i was abit lazy busy. Yeah..finals r finally over! A good cause for celebration. I'm oredi back in Klang btw. Home sweet home. I would just like to share with u something amusing which i encountered at Sushi King just b4 my Potter movie(the movie is nice! Sorry but i dunot agree with you). So here it goes :

I was having my dinner with Elaine..then this ang-mo(westerner) came in. I could listen to wat he was saying becoz i was so pat sitting quite near to him. He ordered a 7-Up from a malay waiter. I didn't know Sushi King's service nowdays so cha edi. The waiter dare-dare(means with alot of courage) bring a seven-up tin with a straw on top of it n put infront of the ang-mo. The ang-mo was quite taken aback n with his queered(strange)-eyes he asked, "Do u have a glass?" with his so-fine-English.
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Oh well..i thought. Of coz u need to bring the customer a glass. The waiter must have mistaken that he was serving in some mamak or kopitiam(hey wait..mamaks or kopitiams have plastic cups too!). So the waiter was away for a second n got him this :
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Haha..he dare-dare bring him this(this is used for the green tea). So with even-queerer eyes the ang-mo looked at him n said, "I said i want a glass, that's a cup!" with his so-fine-English. Wow..i laughed so hard that i fell from my chair!(nola..joking). Erm..the malay waiter didn't know wat a glass is? Should be no gua. Just thought maybe give the ang-mo a cup oso will do rite? Okok..so the waiter went into the kitchen to get the right thing. After a minute of searching..he came out n put this in front of the ang-mo :
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MUAHHAHAAHAHahhahaha....i fell from my chair again n rolled on the floor for a few metres! The ang-mo must be thinking, "@#%T$@^!" then. I think he was so SO frustrated that he "lost" to the malay waiter n he "SURRENDERED"! In the end he had to be content with his "glass". Quite pityful both of them. We left b4 the ang-mo..dunno still got any farnie business anot la..damn.


Keng-nya!

Today another killer paper named Digital Signal Processing aka Damn Shitty Paper..but nvm..it's over..quite relieved actually. Today i was waiting for an important phone call :

[around 1:30pm]
Me : Hello..SO HOW SO HOW?!?
Mom : Haha..prepare go buy present.
Me : WAH..so really wan ar?? Wah..confirm damn proud liao la. This time she sure ride on ur head oredi la!
* (Cantonese) To ride on someone's head ~ to control a person. The one that had been "ridden on" has to listen to his/her commands.
* (English) Ridden ~ ride(past participle).
Mom : Yeah la..wat to do..she really did it ma.
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Me : Okok..bye.
Mom : Bye.

Haha..i'm sure u're quite blur now. Just sengaja wan a lengthy opening..ngek ngek. Actually today is the official UPSR results release day(my little sis is 12 yrs old if u still remember). And my sis got
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7As
(she's in a Chinese school so she took 7 subjects)

Keng-nya! Her results surpassed her 2 elder brothers. CONGRATULATIONS! Shit la..wat to buy for her?

Hi all. How cha doin'? Just had yet another final paper..quite hard..but nvm. So today my mom called me :

[around 12:30pm like that]
Mom : Oi..baru woke up ar?
Me : WAT LE..i just came back from an exam.
Mom : Oh..hehe. How was it?
Me : Quite hard..but just do lor.
Mom : Icic. Like that can pass anot?
Me : Hehe..pass is can la..can't score onli.
Mom : Just do ur best. Ah..so r u "available" on X'mas eve?
Me : Wah..y oh?
Mom : We plan go Genting watch "Richie Jen & Huang Pin Yuan X'mas Eve Concert". Wan go anot?
Me : Wow..gaya wor.
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Me : Okla..c u in a week's time.
Mom : Ok..bye.

Nowdays opening very long(chiong hei)..i oredi like quite jimat liao..see the [. . ] in the conversation. Wat i wanna say is I LOVE CONCERTS! It's probably an influence from mom. I got 1 wish which is : "If i can afford, i wanna watch each n every live performance." Shit la..another reason to have to earn alot money in the near future. Damn. So i shall share with u basically all(i think) concerts that i've watched thus far :

[in reverse-chronological order(from recent to not recent)]

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Andy Hui & William So >> Genting Arena of Stars >> Great n hilarious performance from the duo. Performed alot of other artists' songs that nite : Lao Shu Ai Da Mi, Chi Xin Jue Dui, etc.

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Jay Chou >> Stadium Merdeka >> This is my no.1 idol. Superb performance by him. Rendered a Qing Tian+Rasa Sayang..very sweet. Painted his piano blood red for that nite. Chunted!

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Jay Chou >> Stadium Merdeka >> Eh..Jay again? Told u no.1 idol ma. 2003 got go watch him oso. This is the concert where our Malaysia Idol ~ Daniel guest-starred. He sang Hei Se You Mo..very nice. *Participants : Family, Elaine n (tada)..Chi Chiet.

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Linkin Park >> Stadium Merdeka >> "I become so NUMB..yeah". It was very high that nite. Too bad the concert was so short : exactly 1 1/2 hrs. * Participants : (tada)..Jacq Leong.

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Emil Chau >> Stadium Putra Bukit Jalil >> Not an enjoyable 1. Though his songs r very nice(in cd)..but come to live performance..he can confirm be "Forget Lyrics King".

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Alan Tam & Hacken Lee >> Stadium Merdeka >> Superb! Their songs oredi so nice..plus they r the truthful "sat lek pai" singers. Still mesmerising.. It was also a countdown to year 2004. * Hong Kong artist Anita Mui died a few days b4 that concert.

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Fei Yu Qing >> Genting Arena of Stars >> Why? You got problems with Oldies singers issit? Hehe. His songs r so soft n smooth. Intersected alot of "yellow" jokes in btw songs..quite enjoyable.

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Power Station >> Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil >> The sound system is best la! The electric guitar one strum u can fly away. Their voices r so solid. Too bad i onli know a few songs of theirs that time. If not more enjoyable.

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Jacky Cheung >> Stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil >> Noneed me intro la hor? This is the "go san zhong ge go san"(The God of Songs amongst the gods of song). His voice is too damn cekap oredi. This kinda singers never fail to leave an impression on u. I heard the crowd that day amounted to 40,000!

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Aaron Kwok >> Genting Arena of Stars >> Asia's very own Michael Jackson. Wish i could dance like him(ah wait..i mean wish i COULD dance). He was very hot that time for his movie "Para Para Sakura".

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Richard Clayderman >> Genting Arena of Stars >> Piano maestro. Abit disappointed that he rendered more classical pieces than his Asia pieces which he is famous for in Asia. The french can crack a joke or two. Yeng!

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Richie Jen >> Stadium Putra Bukit Jalil >> He was just getting to be popular that time. I watch him like quite some time ago. He's like the best come-from-taiwan entertainer. Comparing HK n Taiwan artists..HK artists know more how to move the crowd. But Richie..he's just like a HongKie..wait till u listen to his Cantonese.

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Fai Wong >> Stadium Negara >> Okok..most of u might not know who they r. That's becoz their music r considered in our parents era(but i love them alot). Wong Jim & Gu Ga Fai are Hong Kong's Canto-Pop pioneers. Both composers n lyricists, their popular songs include : Shang Hai Tan, Chang Hai Yi Shen Xiao, etc. Oh no..they don't sing their songs. They write songs for alot of TVB dramas that time n r sang by artists like Adam Cheng, Frances Yip, etc. * This is probably the best concert i've ever watched.

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Grasshopper >> Stadium Merdeka >> This is the first concert i've ever watched..i think the year was 1993. My mom was still carrying my unborn sister then. She's now waiting for her UPSR results. Time flies huh?

There u go..nice leh. Hope u enjoyed it. If u've got the time..go n watch ur favourite artist perform live..i can guarantee u that the "feel" would be diff n u'll definitely enjoy it. Of coz..dun forget buy an extra ticket n belanja me la!

Prison Break

Ever thought of breaking out of prison? Haha..sure not..u're not in prison anyway. But how bout IF u WERE in prison(choi!)? And u're sentenced to death and just counting the days before u're electrocuted(wow..wat a word). I'm sure breaking out of prison would be a wise choice(if you could do that that is).


So wat's all this fuss about prison, death, etc? Well..dear reader(yeap..that's YOU!)..u're such in luck b'coz I'm gonna recommend u a CONFIRM CEKAP english series - "Prison Break". This serial is still very new and u can tune in to it every Monday(haha..if u're in U.S.)..but if u're not..i'm sure u know how u can watch it anyway(ngek ngek). Okok..let's go to the offial synopsis of the series..i'm sure this will catch ur eyes :


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"Michael Scofield is a desperate man in a desperate situation. His brother is on death row and scheduled to die in a few months for a murder Michael is convinced Lincoln did not commit. With no other options and time winding down, Michael holds up a bank to get himself incarcerated alongside his brother in Fox River State Penitentiary. Once he's inside, we learn that Michael - a structural engineer with the blueprints for the prison - has hatched an elaborate plan to break Lincoln out and prove his innocence."


Wow..isn't that superb? It's much more cekap than "LOST"(so far). Wat?!? Nothing special? Then how bout if I told u that the blueprints of the prison are TATTOOED on Michael's body? Hehe..gaya leh. I oso think so.


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From far.

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Up close. (Abit fat hor? But he's damn the gaya in this show).


So wat's more that make this serial so fantabulous(duno read this word from where edi)? It's the characters, the action, and the conspiracy behind it.


The characters :

ROBERT KNEPPER : (T-Bag on PRISON BREAK)
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* This character named T-Bag is a scumbag! He's like so bintai(insane) AND he's gay! He's quite influential in the prison n u can be "protected" by him if u would be his gay partner n hold his pocket wherever he goes.


The action :
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* I'm sure u wouldn't wanna mess with these guys. See wat they'll do to you. Ouch!


The conspiracy :
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* So far we know that the Vice President of the U.S. is behind all the framing up of Michael's brother, Lincoln. And she's using the Secret Service(a organization of police-like-ppl to protect important ppl in U.S.) to do her dirty work.


I'm sure u're quite amazed so far..u should really watch it. Before I end this post I shall teach u some prison slang so u could survive behind bars(choi!).

  • Sucre : "Suggest you take a seat, FISH."
    * FISH : A new prisoner
  • Sucre : "You couldn't BUST A GRAPE in Napa with a set of cleats on."
    * BUST A GRAPE : To challenge another inmate to take physical action
  • Officer : "Burrows. ROLL IT UP. Happy hour's over."
    * ROLL IT UP : Order by an officer for a prisoner to move out of an area.
  • Bellick : "Got a SHANK in here."
    * SHANK : Handmade prison weapon, usually used for stabbing.
  • Bellick : "All due respect, sir, a LOCKDOWN's not going to do anything."
    * LOCKDOWN : The policy of confining a group of prisoners or an entire prison to cells. This is generally done in response to unrest or emergency.

Pictures courtesy of http://www.fox.com/prisonbreak/ and http://www.prisonbreak-online.com/.

I finally turned 21 on the 2nd of November 2005. My friends were very kind to celebrate this auspicious day with me. We were at our usual meeting place - Aliff. The following occurs between 11pm and 1am on the day of the Presidential Primary. Events occur in real time. (hehe..too obsessed with 24).

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Coffee-flavoured cake. Still in one piece.

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Going to reach 12am. Awaiting..

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(Sing song). Let me make a wish...

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(Puhh..). Habis 2 big n 1 small candles.

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To end official ceremony - cut cake. (Half of the cake was divided and eaten..while the other half was left for..u shall see..)

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As suggested by my friends, i was suppose to take out the cake decorations using my mouth. (yes..saliva all over cake!)

My friend Mei Yi decided that they should not just let me go so easily. We shall play a little game of "Paper, Rock, n Scissors". The rule of the game was however : All 8 of my friends will challenge me n the loser has to eat a bite of the cake left-overs. Sounds fair rite? IF U'RE A CHALLENGER!

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1st challenger - WeeVern. Yes..win!(see "V"ictory sign). Where got ppl straight come out rock one? Hehe.

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WeiAng - Aiyar..sui do hao. Lose.

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CheeSon - Wat is this? Lose again.

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SzeLek - Me have luck with "Paper". Win!

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HooiEan - Me win with "Scissors"(photo abit blurry).

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MeiYi - Lose. Memo to self : Same trick doesn't work twice.

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ChinChin - Not again. My lucky "Paper" isn't working.

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Last challenger, Elaine - WIN! ngek ngek.

Results : Win-4. Lose-4. Possibilty of winning = 0.5. This is a Binomial Distribution u know?

Well..after one round. STILL GOT ALOT OF CAKE LEFT! Shit..round two. New rules : Winner decides the size of a bite n has to feed the Loser.

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Cis..ter-let him pou sau.

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Lost twice to him! Aarrggghh..

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Yes..pou dou sau.

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My victim(won twice). Come, feed u big big piece.

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Victim no.2(won twice). Big piece too!

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Damn. Lost twice to her. Look at the size of that serving!

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Another predator(lost twice). She actually pushed the fork into my mouth..luckily i didn't choke).

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Easy prey..Elaine.

Results : Win-4. Lose-4. Wow..this Binomial Distribution is REALLY fair!

So now STILL LEFT A BIG PIECE OF CAKE. Since i was the bd boy, i've decided that the ones who never lost(WeiAng, MeiYi, n ChinChin) shall choose one person to play with me..the FINAL ROUND.
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Look who's having the last laugh. (Yes..win!)

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Group photo.

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Ladies.

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Gentlemen.

Hehe..back at home was another surprise for me. Courtesy of dear Elaine.

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Self-made ice-cream cake! It really took me by surprise.

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Once more candle-blowing ceremony. (the question was : could i finish the cake?)

The presents :

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Bro n Sis - Harry Potter's 6th book! So cekap. Thanks a lot..love u lots!

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Elaine - Wow..a big package!

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Consists of 1)Self-made card, 2)Donald Trump - How To Get Rich, 3)Dan Brown - Angels & Demons, 4)PCGAMER magazine. CONFIRM CEKAP! Actually she went n got me Harry Potter(same as above)..wanted to surprise me(coz me Potter fan)..manatau i surprised her by telling my sibblings got me that too. She had to go all the way to change to these books(which r ones that i've wanted as well). Thanks so much!

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Friends - I've never owned a green-coloured shirt b4(i think). Time for a change. Thanks guys n gals!

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Present for self - Jay Chou's ORIGINAL "November's Chopin". Support good music, support Jay, buy originals!

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On the morning of my bd, dear Elaine prepared a special breakfast. Very gamdung la! =)


P/S : Nola..i didn't finish that ice-cream cake one shot. Very full that time. =P

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